Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. You have to admit its sheer coolness. And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! Anyway, gotta go! No? Come on, think about it! and " You think Jenny's weird? It just looks weird. WOOF! (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. there were lots of fireworks. Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. I'm just bored. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. Spooky, huh? Whereas I'm more into the whole ranting and raving stage right now. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. Thank you Squirell. I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. I know where you are right now! Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! Ooooo! 4 min ago Does it serve an obvious purpose? They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! We become indebted to. I bet it does. Ya know ya got ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya boy you got caught with them and then ya got a robot in the car with a car in your head that was the best dog ever and you can call me and call him when I wanna is it time I get off work I will see if I gotta I wanna is a time I got a ride truck truck ride and iiiuuyr. *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. Think about it. ` The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! Whole families would gather around their front door, in breathless anticipation while they attempted to barracade me out. It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. How did you do that. Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. I hate Math. of toilet paper, to do everything. Especially that duct tape. Which fits the motif of the rest of the site. And more than slightly embarassed. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Make your wife happy by sending her any of these romantic long paragraphs here. Every fantasy the human mind has concieved exist at some place in the universe. All I know is that I've been assuming one thing while the person in charge has been assuming a completly different thing. There have been several claims for the longest sentence in the English language revolving around the longest printed sentence. I'm a genius. Back to the present. I have to get up really early to leave for home. -2k of the longest characters. During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. Why, because they assume it's better quality. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. actually claim to be mentally ill. That's either a) a publicity stunt b) An attempt at humor c) a cry for help or d) none of the above You can e-mail your responses by conducting a scavenger hunt of this site. You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. I fervently hope that you're not thinking the last twoespecially about Kodak. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. It's a cheap shot." The Book-Length Sentence - Essay - The New York Times 'Longest' word has 189,819 letters, takes three hours to pronounce It just doesn't make any sense. I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! Chomp" And he bites it. What an eccentric idea! The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. Sowhen the oracle said that the choice had already been made, she was completely correct. I apologize from the depths of my moosey soul. Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. Now, Moose has seen many feathers, birds even. Unsubscribe at any time. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. In any caseI should probably find a topic. This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! I'll just have to do the very best that I can. *yawn* I'm back. Wellprepare to be enlightened. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. I feel special. I get done at 9:15. Maybe they're here right now! Now I have decided to go for a world record. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. In this article, the reply All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. Jonathan Coes The Rotters Clubends with a 33-page long whopper with 13,955 words in it. Longest math problem copy and paste According to Sciencealert, the longest math equation contains around 200 terabytes of text. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. I know, I took you completly by suprise. You cannot DEFEAT me! But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. I gots stuff to do! that was recognised in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records was the longest ever written. We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! No? Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. Wooooooo! That meant only one corse of action for them. I love owls. Shame on you! The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! How did you ever guess? Is this writer's block?! Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. That's why. It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. Today's rant is a panic rant. The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. Oh, by the way, I noticed that whenever I use spell-check, my stupid computer turns the word probley into to word problem. Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? The notag. WHAT!? There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. about my site, and called me weird. That's why it MUST be EVIL! A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. It took him to my quiz page. BBC - Radio4 - Today/Longest Sentence I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. That would explain that annoying green little blinkie light in them. Let's keep in touch. It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. | 13.45 KB, JSON |
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